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My Goodness Douchebag! You are such a leaky douche

The latest from the douchebag on our sock channel.  She just cant help herself, she has parroted everything Ive ever said and is now attempting to use my observations as what she thinks are witty commentary against me, so lame,so typical.  So completely pathetic (  taught her how to spell that )

She even got a Joomla web site up and cant even get that to NOT look so...windows 98.   Im surprised she isnt using those little animated sparklies that all the douchebag bullies like so much for their backgrounds..hahahaha  what a lame douche she is.              ( sensortv.com )   Of course its a twin to her other Windows 98 style site titled "g-cops.com.   Now shes even copying the same host as me, she cant help it.  I am way better than she is at everything.  But, she chooses to hide her whois like the lame duck she is. 
Thats OK, she pays extra for it.  hahahahahaha

Shes been on the attack ever since the Englishman ditched her for a much better looking and talented , clean and intelligent person.  The hairy beast cant stand that he chose her over the douchebag!  can you imagine!!! 

I got news for you douchebag, he talks to me too.  When we all arrived at the hotel from the airport, guess whos bed he was in? 
Of course nothing happened, we are friends, and thats all.  His real love is the dark haired beauty that you  are so jealous of.  Im merely a by product of this hate as you THOUGHT I was friends with her, when I hadnt talked to her at all.  but, because of your personal and ongoing attacks towards me, I started talking to her.  Guess what?  NOW WE ARE FRIENDS. 

Because of your hate and jealousy, you threw us all together.   Backfired on you didnt it?  Now we all get to shake our heads and wonder what is wrong with you.

Dude, you wonder why Im still here ?  Its because you have not taken down all the foul posts you have coupled with my name.  And, the reason you still have them up is because you wont ever be better than me, Im way smarter and better looking, and guess what else?  though I made the "toothless " comment to you first...  ( I coupled that with drug addled and alcoholic,which records show you are ) YOU have chosen to steal this and now incessantly post it as if it were your own.  While this might make me angry if I were on your level, it doesnt...know why?  because I have the record that states clearly that I posted first. 

I didnt have the actual knowledge then, but I do now.  You have no knowledge, you are merely copying what I write.  Almost everything.  So sad.  You even copy what Ive written here, isnt that odd? 

Heres her latest posts

She actually said ( Oh I cant stand this, this is so funny ) that shes coming down to my "KNECK" of the woods.  hahahaha  "kneck", please.  "Kneck" is even better than "lawsuite". 

Did this fool even make it past fifth grade?   ( I bet Ill see THAT soon! )  

Oh, by the way, I successfully took out a Peace Order on her, her rantings about me are not true.  The peace order is on Black Cats domain.com 

When a bully uses your name in a threat, this is a violation of state and federal law.  




 










Google Your Name Douchebag

I was checking my stats on my blog when I had an idea.  I Googled the douchebags main chump channel, and guess what?  MY BLOG is there on the first page !!

Guess whats even better?!?  The most descriptive posts are there!    

Im only posting the first page. I didnt even look any further.

 


The ONLY thing this douchebag is a specialist in is misspelled hate fueled jealousy and rage combined with death threats, stealing personal information and making idiot smiley faces.


Douchebag, you didnt REALLY try to click those links did you?  HAHAHA

Douchebag, Check the Video Icon..HAHAHAHA

Heres some douchebag blather.  Watch how she copies everything Ive ever said because shes too dumb to come up with her own ideas.   Good thing I saved all of her douchebag messages.

Dont you love it when the douchebags try to appear friendly and aw shucks arent I cute?  hahaha.. not this one!





LOOK!  she finally learned ( after over a year of making fun of her ) how to spell LAWSUIT!!!  
Last year I filed a peace order on her due to her continuing death threats and she had to PAY someone to find out my personal information.  ( fool, I never pay )  This enabled me to make a report that IF anything happens to me on a level that indicates my personal information has been used in any way, she will immediatley be arrested!  How SUITE is that?!? 

Then of course I would visit her in jail.  I doubt if it would be much different then where she lives now as I heard from someone who was actually at her "house" that its more than pretty bad, its disgusting and filthy. 

this is why she wants to sue me!  she thinks she can take my house in a LAWSUITE ( how she spelled it )

Can you believe the filth that comesout of this fools mouth?  And look how she calles herself "jassling"..so passive aggressive and typically stupid of stalkers and haters who threaten.  

No one calls her "jassling" except herself.  

Everybody else calls her DOUCHEBAG

The stale odor of old vinegar and the Ohio Enema

"Ohio Enema-addicts"

AMPLIFICATION OF THE EROTIC ENEMA DEVIANCE JOANNE D. DENKO, M.D.. | Cleveland, Ohio



hahaha.. the Douchebag always was a bit backwards


More enema vids for your edification and education


Look!  For the douchbags who have realized the ERROR of their ways





Instructional video for douchebags who cant see past their own nozzle






The douchebag laps it up





Do you make money off this image?  did you pay someone to take this (god awful ) photo?  ( nope, its obviously done by you)   Who else would be so stupid as to pose with all that hillbilly crap in the background of your cardboard house?  
Do you plan to SELL this image?  ( make money - duh douchbag )  Do you charge for your services ( you say you dont )

No?  Well then shove your copyright issues because no one in their right mind would pay for this

Gee douchebag..why dont you ever smile and SHOW YOUR TEETH!!!    hahahahahaha   cause you got hair stuck in between?   Oh no wait, that cant be because theyre made of plastic!

Good for you douchebag, another personal hygiene  job you can fix with a flush.

Turd Ferguson paints the douchebag!

Turd Ferguson took to the easel and painted a portrait of the douchebag yesterday.   Here is his masterpiece.



The original can be found here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6a3EU7EskY



You might want to check out this page 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Scienceto see how you qualify as a douchebag extraordinaire.  ( with "air" being the operative word )

My GOODNESS Douchebag, you sure like my blog

Hey there Douchebag, I see youre copying ALL of my internet posts, BUT that your bud is only copying my "how to get fake youtube hits" post.

Like we dont know that all of your "hits" are faked.  Please, youre so busy trolling, you havent even put up a video since...... when?

We especially like the fake "foreign" accounts youve made for your socks. 

You gonna try those fake you tube hit thingys douchebag?   Everyone already knows what a douche you are, even the ghost box says so, which is highly entertaining and accurate.  

Check out Lima

  


LOOKIT YOU DOUCHEBAG !  Youre off the charts!

hahahahaha

Are you still ignoring your family so you can troll and make a fool of yourself?

You really are a pathetic douchebag....................  why are you not copying all of these ?    Oh, douchebagville feels so left out.

UM, you should really consider that all that you are copying is already in the hands of the court.   Except the fake hits thing.  You liked that VLog didnt you?  

Douchebag, you really ought to get a job

Douchebag, you have waaaaaay too much time on your hands, and we all know that "idle hands are the devils playmate"

Im pretty sure you have intimate knowledge of this as you type with one hand...and the other hand is always very busy in your hairy nether region.  we all know you get so much pleasure from being an asshole, you cant help but examine your own.  Your negative and lowball one starring proves that you cant stay away from us, we know this.  

What you cant seem to understand is this:  You view the video so you can one star, but youre STILL GIVING US HITS!  

This is how we know how stupid you really are, and this is why we never go to your bazillion fake channels.  'Cause we know that by merely going there, you get a hit.

But then, you stay up all night inventing sock channels and rating yourself dont you?   So, by youre obsessive behavior, you cancel out your douchebaggery.  HAHAHAA...  youre about the dumbest person Ive ever met ( except for retards and drunks ..but then so are you, so what am I saying? ) hahahaha 

Get ready for the next VLog douchebag.  Youll be in it, and Im sure this will make you very happy because youll take any kind of attention you can get now, wont you?

And you thought you were being cool by one starring JW Boothe one day, and moving on up to the popular GB session.  Please, we all know who does this, we laugh at you, you cant affect us after all because we are so above you in every way that you are but a mere speck ... or should I say piece of corn on the whole turd.  Nah, you arent even that big. 

Douchebag Douchebag Douchebag..tch tch.. you think you cant be tracked?

I am tracking you hammering my videos since I blocked your fake sock account and then sent out warnings to everyone about your stupid "lilypad"..  There is no doubt that atr least one of your fake accountsis on my list, and I made sure I inlcuded it.

Think about this..how appropriate !  You are such a frog after all.. all alone on your lilypad... sticking out your tongue to catch a few flies

You are sad and pathetic.  Pathetic being the operative word. 

Wheres your "six IP"s???"   hahahaa... like I dont know that youre sitting on at least four of those portals.  I mean port holes.

Heres the real deal Douchebag, you cant hurt us, you can only intervene, and that aint much.  All it will take to completely stop you is one phone call   

And, heres the big deal Douchebag, whenever someone writes "shes at it again"... everyone knows who the fool is.  Its YOU !  there is no doubt, no need to look around,we all know that only YOU have the time and drug addled energy to actually go one star the videos and leave derogatory and stupid monosyllabic obssessed remarks. 

Since yesterday when I blocked your fake sock account "lilypad"









Please.. you really must think we are all as stupid as you.  We already know that you have all these fake accounts so that
1- you can attack us
2- you can rate your own video because no one but you watched them
3- so you can talk to yourself because no one else will talk to you
4- you can pretend to be so many different ( but somehow all alike ) personalities ( as if you had one )


No one is afraid of you, no one likes you, and especially after they have met you - then they REALLY dont like you.  You bore us with your predictable stupidness, and predictable one starring.  C'mon now, only You tube is important to you, and mainly because it has the word "you: in it as you are self absorbed and ridiculous.

After all, you were thrown off the International Paranormal Awards because of your obsessed, illiterate, and insane rants and threats.

Bear in mind, you have way more to lose than any of us.   If any of us is thrown off YT, we dont care because we have alternatives.

You dont.  So sad, so pathetic, yes, you really are.  But then, thats why you are a DOUCHEBAG now, isnt it?

Guess youre going to have to go get some more "IP" addresses since you cant comment now.   Tryto do better than a P3.

hahahahaha..  

Even when you use spell check, youre still an obvious douchebag

In a typical unneccessary and lowball idiot douchebaggy manner, the transparently douchebaggery of "the Douchebag" just comes alive on the You tube" messages.

My buds from PRICE Paranormal posted this vid:



I had forgotten to tell them that the caretaker didnt want any kind of investigators coming there as they trip the security and all hell breaks loose. 

We witnessed this as he forgot to turn it off when we were there, and even though we had permission, it turned into quite a hassle.

So, I had  posted this:

BlackCatSanctuary Great EVP captures you all! Im so glad we all could go there, its not a scary creepy place, but sure is talkative. I had to promise the caretaker I would never tell where it is... so please dont. 5 big ones !!!

with a typical lowball You Tuber reply from the douchebag:

lillypad3320 (20 hours ago)  lol. it says in the beginning of the video where it is: mt gilead cemetery, md. all you have to do is google it and it comes up with directions.

So I said:

BlackCatSanctuary (19 hours ago) thanks for advertising that, sock account, now if someone attempts to go there, they will be arrested, and possibly detained by Homeland security because if you truly looked, you would see a Nat Guard unit next to it. In fact, even tho we had permission, we were detained, and cops were called because they forgot to undo the security when we went in.

and the idiot douchebag replies with :

lillypad3320 (17 hours ago)  dumb! i live in california. like most of us are going to fly to md to see a stupid cemetery. like people are not going to notice the beginning of the movie that CLEARLY says where it is filmed. arrested for going in a cemetery? LMFAO! you are a moron.


Hmmmmm... now where have I seen that language before?  OH I REMEMBER!!!    On ALL of the Douchebags fake YT accounts!

So heres the rest of the idiocy, please take a look at what I write, and her responses and notice the diferences. 
Like a moth to the flame. 

BlackCatSanctuary (16 hours ago)  heh... you are just too easy now arent you ms. spencerville sock account. fell right into that.

lillypad3320 (2 hours ago)  huh? i'm just too easy? wtf does that mean? what the hell is a spencerville sock account? get a life.

BlackCatSanctuary (1 hour ago)  a sock account is one on You tube only for the purpose of posting, and not having any videos of your own Its a blank ( usually fake ) account. because you do speak with that spencerville accent, we figured it out, especially when your only comment is a derogatory one.

lillypad3320 (48 minutes ago)  1st. my account is not fake and i have had it for a long time. 2nd. what the hell is a spencerville accent? i don't have an accent. i am from riverside, ca. also, how do you know how i sound if you have never heard me speak before. 3rd. that is not my only comment if you look at my page. i have posted hundreds of comments.

BlackCatSanctuary (32 minutes ago) I refuse to have a flame war with a sock account, we know whats going on.

lillypad3320 (3 minutes ago)  i know what's going on too: you need mental help.

But wait... the fool even sent me a message:

just because you are such a bitch i am going to tell everyone on the internet about that cemetery. LOL. you are so stupid. you really think i am going to fly from southern california to go to a cemetery in md? i hope every ghost hunter in md will know about this cemetery and go just to piss you off.
 
"Everyone on the internet"? 

You mean you still talk to yourself?  You have no friends. 

I replied

 Re: cemetery
I know the caretaker, I will forward this message to him, and as he is a huge landowner, and president of the community association, he knows all the politicians, police and military in this area.
So, what you would be doing is promoting a crime, and I have the evidence.
Now that you have threatened to promote and be part of a crime, I will forward to You tube for further investigation.
Bitch is too simple a word for what I do , and you are well aware of that.
You cant piss me off, you are just another You Tube person who chooses to think they are important, when you are not.

I cant say that this woman (?) is unbelieveable, as she is far too common and ordinary for the typical You tube user. 

What is it about You tube that attracts or brings out the worst in society?   The dregs, the fakes, the liars, the chat queen flame wars, the complete and total lunacy and idiocy?    Is it because they like to think that because they post a video that this somehow makes them "important"?  

Apparently so, as this fool keeps going and going with her zillion fake sock accounts and nasty postings.

check it out:

This is the so called "lillypad" account that the Douchebag says is not her

 


And oh look... quell surprise
The Douchebags main sock!     C'mon now Douchebag, you are utterly transparent and predicatble.  Youre boring and quite stupid too.  Plus your last comment about needing mental help is what you should pursue for yourself. 

Oh, I forgot, your brain is mush from all the drugs and alcohol, and that is why your hairy face doesnt bother you.  Pretty funny that your man gets "beard burn" from you.